I was bored so I was uhh licking my face. And on my upper lip I licked off something weird, small, and very salty.
I think I just ate a rogue booger.

While making my mac n cheese I was thinking about fractions,
and I realized if you took a fraction of a whole number, and wanted to make it the next biggest fraction of a whole number, all you have to do is add that next biggest fraction multiplied by your current fraction to your current fraction.
[are you totally lost yet?]

Like say you had 1/4 and you wanted to make it 1/3, all you have to do is add a third of 1/4 to 1/4 and you'll get 1/3.

like 1/3 of 1/4 is 1/12 right? and then you add that to 1/4 which is 3/12

so 1/12 + 3/12 = 4/12 which is 1/3, the next biggest fraction of a whole number!

Holy shit!

It works!

Say you want to make 1/7 into 1/6
1/6 of 1/7 is 1/42, and 1/7 is 6/42. 1/42 + 6/42 = 7/42 = 1/6

MY GOD.
I am a mathematical genius.

You know your life is sad when you fill out a survey on the M-space and the question is:
"What's the best thing that's happened all day?"

and your answer is:
"I found a banana and I ate it."

I got a gnarly papercut the other day...

trying to open a band-aid.

Christ.

Couple of weeks ago I lost a penny down my bra. It was a tragic moment, for I searched and searched and could not find the blasted thing.
That is until later that night I was changing into my jammies and out of the corner of my eye I saw a strange brown thing on my boob. I flipped out a little, until I realized it was my penny.
Reunited at last.

Some hair just fell in my face and I mistook it for a moth. I flipped out momentarily but then went back to what I was doing. Luckily no one was around to see.

Ever stare at a word
and realize, what the hell, that can't be English.
Like, the word catch.
Talk about awkward looking.

catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch
catch