Damn!!
I have been eating dutch mint candies for a little while, but now I'm craving some sour jellybeans.
Now I have the beans right beside me; getting them's not the problem.
The problem is that they're going to taste really gross with this lingering minty freshness in my mouth.
Should I do it?
I think I'm going to do it.

How come Cheerios don't always make you cheerful?

I've discovered that as a teenager I'm often subjected to being in more than one conflicting mood at once. Such as excited and angry at the same time, or happy and sad. Still I always wind up somehow feeling the same thing in the end.
Hungry.

Also, when I was a wee chidlum--I don't actually remember how old--It was around the time of the George Bush vs. Al Gore election deal:
I remember hearing Al Gore supported abortion, and I didn't know what that was.
My friend told me it was when mothers could choose to kill their children that they didn't want. So I "supported Bush" because I thought Al Gore "hated children".
Haha.
Silly kids.

When I was little, say about eight or nine, I believed that when conceiving a child the men made the bodies and women made the heads, and that's why everyone thought gay marriage was wrong.
I didn't want to marry a woman because then I'd have a two headed baby.

I can't stop eating, gross!
Do you ever crave something in particular, so your stomach is like HEY I'M HUNGRY DAMMIT and so you go to get food, but you don't actually have what you want? So then you're forced to eat something thrice as fattening and one third as delicious.

If you do that, you're really disgusting.

I do that though.

I keep finding myself wishing it were tomorrow just so I can write something new in my blog.
But god damn it, it's my blog.
I'll write it in whenever the hell I want, as many god damn times a day as I feel like it!!


I don't actually have anything to say, anyway.

I was going to note that this is my 4th post in the "23rd" trend. But I suppose now it's really just very early in the morning of the 24th.

Anyway. Just posting a thought before I go to sleep and completely lose it:

It's very funny that we should ever tell people to take their time. Everyone knows "Take your time" means "I'm being kind to you, thus you should feel increasingly guilty and hurry the hell up".

Thought I should add:

Funny that my only posts so far have been on the 23rd of some given month.
Too bad I will inevitably break this short-lived pattern.

It appears I have been a bit of a douche and abandoned my blog.
I was thinking I had something interesting to say, but I can't seem to remember.

Though I ought to share that yesterday afternoon I did see a goose raping a duck.